i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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“Opus Shelving” by Sean Yoos
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so far Tumblr is obsessed with:
- A genocidal, time-travelling alien
- A sociopathic detective
- An insane, mass-murdering demigod
- A manipulative cannibal
- Two monster-hunting serial killers
welcome to tumblr
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So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
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hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
this is all one guy
can you not
THIS GUY IS A PRETTIER GIRL THAN I AM
ASSHOLE
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